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		<title>Bancuri Bulk</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Catastrofă in România. 50.000 de români morți. După 2 zile apar ajutoarele. Americanii trimit 10 milioane de dolari, chinezii trimit 1 tonă de medicamente, italienii trimit 50.000 de români. O planetă trece pe lângă planeta Pământ și o întreabă: - Ce mai faci, soro? Nu te-am vazut de milioane de ani! - Nu prea bine&#8230; Știi&#8230; mi-au ieșit Homo Sapiens&#8230; - Nu te ingrijora, o să treacă! Am avut și<a href="http://www.dorutz.ro/bancuri-bulk">&#160;&#160;[ Read More ]</a>]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[An ambitious young blonde woman, in need of money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type. She began, door to door, canvassing a wealthy neighborhood for work. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The<a href="http://www.dorutz.ro/banc-in-engleza">&#160;&#160;[ Read More ]</a>]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[Criză economică&#8230; Doi patroni stau la o bere și vorbesc d-ale lor. - Mă, zice unul, ție cum îți merge? - Prost tare, zice-al doilea, dar ție? - Bă, prost, prost&#8230; da nu așa&#8230;. e criminală situația! - Frate, da&#8217; tu mai dai salarii la angajați? - Nuuu! De unde&#8230; de vreo trei luni. Da tu le mai dai? - Nici vorbă, de prin octombrie; da, ai tai mai vin<a href="http://www.dorutz.ro/banc-de-criza">&#160;&#160;[ Read More ]</a>]]></description>
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